teh bash

[wooptoo]

wooptoo: taci klovruut
klovruut: taci mă, prind city fm pe plombă

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HoqbGgRa0UU related

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00:56 < Aram> klovruut: ?
00:56 < klovruut> aram show me your board
00:56 < Aram> I don't have any board.
00:56 < Aram> klovruut: show me your penis!
00:56 < klovruut> i'll give her the penis!
00:56 < Aram> cui, lui Celestia?
00:57 < Aram> klovruut: give her your penis and your tits!
00:57 < klovruut> dude, are you licking her
00:57 < Aram> I am, indeed.
00:57 < Aram> that's a good thing.
00:57 < Aram> klovruut: what are you licking?
00:57 < klovruut> aram you've been watching too much star trek
00:57 < Aram> I have ). 28 de episoade in 2 zile e ceva ).
00:57 < Aram> klovruut: iti place Star Trek?
00:58 < Aram> zi ba.
00:58 < Aram> klovruut: iti place Star Trek?
00:58 < Aram> klovruut: iti place Star Trek?
00:58 < Aram> klovruut: iti place Star Trek?
00:58 < Aram> klovruut: iti place Star Trek?
00:58 < klovruut> aram iti place star trek?
00:58 < klovruut> faci un .bat care sa iti placa
00:58 < klovruut> ma duc sa ma uit la niste star trek
00:58 < Aram> klovruut: esti defect.
00:58 < klovruut> mazu ba nu e `k`, ca esti impotent ?
00:59 < Aram> klovruut: ai buguri.
00:59 < klovruut> aram tu sa iei pula
00:59 < Aram> =)).

Sfârșitul mă omoară .

Bonus:

01:02 < klovruut> aram sugi
01:02 < Aram> klovruut: muie.
01:02 < klovruut> aram esti circumcis?
01:03 < Aram> pai sunt ))))).

[wooptoo]

Septcore: hi thar, cine stie engleza bine and wants to get paid for 30 de pagini traduse? (intreaba o prietena)
yoshi: ce plata?
yoshi: si ce deadline?
Septcore: shall I give you her id?
yoshi: no
yoshi: lol
Septcore: well, wants la mai putin de 10 lei pe pagina
yoshi: aha
Septcore: interested?
yoshi: n-am chef de tradus da` eram curios
yoshi: so ya. i just wasted 1 minute of your time

BEWARE

[yoshi]

i only do that when it comes to work requests on IRC >.>

[Gabriela]

I can help with it, if still needed.

[yoshi]

(03:01:31 PM) greefz: im fucking retarded
(03:01:38 PM) greefz: am mers la baie.. mi-am scos spuma de ras
(03:01:40 PM) yosh@pie: yes u are
(03:01:42 PM) yosh@pie: ....
(03:01:44 PM) greefz: apartu' de ras
(03:01:49 PM) yosh@pie: si te-ai ras in cap
(03:01:49 PM) yosh@pie:
(03:01:51 PM) greefz: ma ud pe fata, ma umplu de spuma
(03:01:56 PM) greefz: ....then I start brushing my teeth.
(03:01:59 PM) yosh@pie: hahahahhahahahaha
(03:02:07 PM) yosh@pie: cu aparatu de ras?
(03:02:11 PM) greefz: half-way in I'm like WTF am I doing
(03:02:17 PM) greefz: nu, cu periuta pasta si toate cele )

[wooptoo]

Low RAM is low

[wooptoo]

yoshi: aahahaha. am gasit un mail de acu` 1 an jumate, marcat cu "read later". subject "Anti procrastination course"

 

[yoshi]

<klovruut> the butcher killed me and wooptoo's nigger and his 19 yo friends

oh no, greedz's dead 

[wooptoo]

skee: ma doare ficatu
yoshi: iti bate in teava?

[wooptoo]

greedz: an ubstkaat ubnm iate hucan nau ow awara
greedz: the fuck
greedz: am instalat tmn, poate jucam mai pe seara

Klingoniana

[wooptoo]

wooptoo: unde gasesc network module pt o imprimanta HP Laserjet 1200?
skee: bwaak brap brap brap bwaaak
wooptoo: O_o

[yoshi]

<klovruut> se intalneasca cu tine
<yoshi> klovruut: unde sa se intalneasca cu mine?
<klovruut> o pun pe soramea sa se intalneasca cu tine

management
<yoshi> klovruut: da` pe sora lu greedz ai fute-o ?
<klovruut> tot ăs fute-o
<yoshi> haha
<yoshi> si skee cre` c-ar fute-o, nu klovruut ?
<klovruut> acum cu niste ani de faculta-n spate si da bsod la unload.
<yoshi> watO_o

<yoshi> klovruut: esti handicapat
<klovruut> yoshi suie-te-n caruta

.....in caruta cu prosti \o/

r.t.- get on my horse...carriage

[wooptoo]

Dominion: klovruut
klovruut: dominion fara noima...

[yoshi]

Skee: mi-am uitat mobilu-n budă
Skee: fuck.
Skee: si mi-e lene sa ma scol sa ma duc sa-l iau
yosh: lol
(l-am sunat pe mobil)
Skee: i hate you so much.
yosh: ha ha made you get up
Skee: so much.